Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Bush’s Primary Mission Statement on Iraq

“When you are up to your ass in alligators, it’s hard to remember that your Primary Mission was to drain the Swamp!”

Weird Wally (WW): “So, what was our Primary Mission in Iraq?”

Bush Spokesperson (BS): “We are up to our asses in alligators and you dare ask about a Primary Mission. Don’t you realize, you are aiding the terrorists by merely asking that question?

WW: I’m sorry Sir Bush Spokesperson (BS), I don’t want to go to Abu Ghraib.

Trust me,
Weird Wally

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