Bush’s Primary Mission Statement on Iraq

“When you are up to your ass in alligators, it’s hard to remember that your Primary Mission was to drain the Swamp!”

Weird Wally (WW): “So, what was our Primary Mission in Iraq?”

Bush Spokesperson (BS): “We are up to our asses in alligators and you dare ask about a Primary Mission. Don’t you realize, you are aiding the terrorists by merely asking that question?

WW: I’m sorry Sir Bush Spokesperson (BS), I don’t want to go to Abu Ghraib.

Trust me,
Weird Wally