Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Road to War
Wally doesn't know.  Obama doesn’t know.  And most of all, McCain, Cheney and Graham don’t know.  There is, however, a difference.  People like Wally, Obama and most everyone else admit to being confused and conflicted.  “But those who know the least,” according to Wally, “seem to have the loudest and most confident voices.”  Yet despite all of their previous failures, like Herpes Syndrome, they keep coming back to distract and annoy. 

Dick Cheney:  How about immediate boots on the ground?

Weird Wally:  How about an immediate boot up your ass?

If the polls are to be believed, we don’t want another war in Iraq.   But as we learn more and more about ISIS (ISIL), as a nation, we are getting really pissed.  But wait.  There’s a bad taste from the last time we sent ground troops to Iraq.  “And I am glad the president is taking his time,” Wally wrote in an unpublished letter to the editor.  “Seems like we can’t tell friend from foe over there, and it’s a matter of life and death that we get it right this time.

“On the other hand,” he concluded, “we can always flip a coin.”

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