Thursday, April 12, 2007

Weird Wally Says Good-bye to Imus in the Morning

The first time Weird Wally heard Imus in the Morning was while he was riding from New Paltz, NY to Kingston, NY in the back seat of a Crown Vic. And as Imus did his Rev. Billy Sol Hargett (or something like that) routine, WW started laughing his ass off.

One of the agitated federal agents riding in front finally said, “I put my hands on the radio twice a day and send Jerry Falwell ten dollars every day. Besides, Imus makes fun of my religion and is currently under federal investigation.”

At that moment, upon learning that Imus was the subject of a federal investigation, WW forged a bond with Don Imus.

After all, they had a lot in common and WW can’t believe how far apart they have grown or, not grown, over the years.

But then again, WW hasn’t listened to "Imus in the Morning," for decades.

Trust me,
Weird Wally

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