Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Weird Wally for War Czar

A Letter to the President

Dear Mr. President:

Weird Wally understands that you are in the market for a “War Czar,” and would like to apply for that position.

WW is uniquely qualified for that position since he knows little, if anything, about the Middle East situation. Even more important, he doesn’t even care because, unbeknownst to most of us in the USA, the Crusades are not yet over. As a matter of fact, the most recent one just started a few years ago when we “liberated Iraq.”

A “War Czar,” should be a unique mix of smarts and experience and although WW has no documented experience with law enforcement, being African-American, he has had an intimate relationship with American law enforcement as he has been fucked many times while riding in the back seat of a Crown Vic and not even been kissed first.

This is more then religion or, Christian vs. Muslim. It’s even more then the land and oil grabs for big business/corporations.

This is all about us Special Education Students running the whole school.

Please let me into your Special Education classroom and I promise to check my common sense and integrity at the door.

Now how much cooler and loyal can WW get?

Trust me,
Weird Wally

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