There’s a Hole in the Bailout.

Should the McCain/Palin ticket actually get elected, what follows is a likely conversation between Sarah Palin and Henry Paulson.

To be sung to the tune of, “There’s a Hole in the Bucket.”

“There’s a hole in the bailout, dear Henry, dear Henry. There’s a hole in the bailout, dear Henry, a hole.”

“What about it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah. What about it dear Sarah, who cares and so what?”

“So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry. Just fix it!”

“With what shall I fix it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah. With what shall I fix it, dear Sarah with what?”

With the dollar, dear Henry, dear Henry. With the dollar.”

“But the dollar’s too small, dear Sarah, dear Sarah. The dollar’s too small, dear Sarah too small.”

“Well prime it dear Henry, dear Henry. Prime it dear Henry and prime it right now!”

“With what shall I prime it dear Sarah, dear Sarah? With what shall I prime it dear Sarah, with what?”

“With the bailout, dear Henry, dear Henry. With the bailout, dear Henry and that should be that!”

“But there’s a hole in the bailout, dear Sarah, dear Sarah। There’s a hole in the bailout, dear Sarah. A hole.”

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