Thursday, March 01, 2007

Weird Wally Supports Dick Cheney for President

It’d been more then a month since Weird Wally found himself in the back seat of a Crown Vic and he was really edgy about it. Fact is, if WW is not Crown Vicing his way “downtown,” for his usual Q&A and Harassment, it could only mean one thing. Some people were meeting with either a local DA or, a U.S. Attorney and, preparing an arrest warrant.

The knock on WW’s door came at nine in the morning instead of the usual two in the morning.

“Are you Mister Weird Wally?” asked one of the suites.

“So, you’ve been reading Weird Wally’s Worldview.”

“Would you mind coming with us, sir?”

“Is Weird Wally under arrest?”

The two men agreed to wait as WW brushed his teeth for the second time that morning, smoked a cigarette and popped a breath mint. Instead of a Crown Vic, parked outside of his apartment, WW spied a late model black SUV, with tinted windows. They rode in silence for many long minutes, the suites in the front and WW in the back.

Finally, the suite riding shotgun says, “Mister Wally, can I ask you a hyper ethical question?”

“Don’t you mean a theoretical question, Detective?”

“We aren’t detectives, we’re special agents, and we wanna get your take on Unions.”

WW: "I'm retired but still active with Teamsters Local 2004 and trying to figure out who will screw me the worse, Dick Cheney or the Teamsters."

At this point, WW starts to connect the dots and a few questions come to mind.

“You know what, you guys don’t sound like feds. Matter of fact you sound more like some Italian dudes WW knew when he lived back in New Paltz, New York. Might you have some identification?”

“We got your identification hanging, sir. Wanna see them?”

The suite riding shotgun got right to the point. They could either put WW on a flight to Syria or, we could go to the Breakfast King.

At any rate, WW choose not to see the suites credentials, but went to Denver Colorado’s, Breakfast King, instead.

Basic Bottom Line: If Dick Cheney runs for President, he’d be good for Democrats!

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Jon_Stewart_examines_conflicting_versions_of_0301.html

Trust me,
Weird Wally

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