Saturday, July 28, 2007

This Just in from Hillbilly Hermit...

He has been on the road with his 12 year old grandson and, Hillbilly Hermit (HH) sez that his grandson is so very cool.

Hillbilly Hermit also Sez:

Time to head for the hills... Well, I'm already in the hills.
Time to head further into the hills.

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Herr Fhurer Busch and the 20% of (armed) Amerikans who follow him are
getting bolder, instead of acting like lame ducks.

Now the pope has declared that all other "Christian" churches really
aren't, since Christ personally handed down power and authority to him
(and not to any of those fake Christians). Well, at least the Pope and I
agree on one thing: Dobson, Falwell, Robertson, Swaggart and all those
other charlatans really are. Uhhhh, does that include Oral Roberts
(love that oral) and Billy Graham??

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The world of Islam seems disinclined to follow the madness of king
George.

And China, Russia, and the rest of the world seem pretty fed up with
amerikan leadership.

Me thinks the sh*t is about to hit the fan, as in Armageddon????

Yeah yeah, I know that "higher up in the hills" won't help much against
satellites and soldiers with infra-red gun sights, but I can get places
that Hummers can't, so at least I can make 'em work for it.

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of American Stupidity

Nope, it's not using credit cards to buy gas at $3.25 per gallon.

Nope, it's not going to war with Iraq because Busch said so.

Nope, it's not even allowing Cheney to get away with his secret
meetings.

Let's try: "I have a gut feeling." coming from the throat of a Busch
spokesperson.

Man, if we fall for this one...

The only Republican gut feeling I'll respect is the chance that next
election, they'll feel just a bit sick to their stomachs.

The only thing is; Weird Wally agrees with Hillbilly Hermit and HH is a white dude in the woods of Colorado and WW lives in a city, real close to the hood.

Diversity and communication across class lines might well be the only viewpoint that can save this country, and Bush hasn’t a clue.

And he really isn’t like me and you...

More on this Later.

Meanwhile...

Please trust me,
Weird Wally
Competitive Yoga

Weird Wally has noticed a trend in the dimension of spirit beliefs.

Many are competing for a lot of our attention despite our little time for them.

Simple things like watering the garden, walking the dog and, being a consistent and stable example for our kidz aren’t important to them.

What the world needs is a “Competitive Yoga” event, much like the Olympics. The country with the most gold medals wins and the rest of us must follow their lead...until four years later.

And how much does that suck?

Trust me on this,
Weird Wally

Thursday, July 26, 2007


Weird Wally's Advice


If you clean your toilet once a week

And remove the molds before they peak

It is highly unlikely that your asshole will itch
each and every time you need to take a shit!

Trust me,
Weird Wally
Weird Wally would rather vote for Namaste

then vote for a plan that will not stay...

And would only kill more people.

Trust me,
Weird Wally

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


Impeach the Bastards!


Weird Wally worked hard for Democrats in the last election. He gave time and money to Democrats so that, unlike with George W. Bush, WW might be listened to. But elected Democrats are proving that they are just as capable of ignoring WW and most other Americans as Bush/Cheney and their neo-con (neocon) friends

And, since neither Democrats nor Republicans are listening to the rest of us frustrated voters, for the first time in his life, WW might vote for a third party candidate in his district and for president.

And if a Republican candidate wins because WW and others decide to throw their votes away on looser candidates, how is that not different from voting for a Democrat?

The chances are that WW might have a better voice with a looser third party candidate then WW might have with a Democrat who does not wish to put Impeachment of Bush/Cheney on the table, is a very scary thing.

If unrestrained by Impeachment Proceedings, Bush/Cheney might decide to invade Iran or, worse.

If nothing else, Impeachment might tie those jerks up so that they can do no more harm.

But our Democratic leaders seem far more interested in a power grab as opposed to doing no more harm.

As for WW, no more money or volunteer hours to Democrats until Impeachment of Bush/Cheney is more then a remote possibility.

Either we stand up and fight or, die like slaves.

Trust me,
Weird Wally

Friday, July 20, 2007

Weird Wally Asks, "Why Do We Fight?"

1: There are those amongst us who believe that we fight to make things better.

2: There are those amongst us who believe that if we don't fight, things will get much worse.

And you...?

Trust me,
Weird Wally

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Weird Wally’s Dirty Laundry...

A few days ago Weird Wally went to a coin-up laundry a few blocks from his apartment, and although he’d been going there for several years, and always enjoyed talking of books and local strip-mall gossip with the laundromat lady, something suddenly shifted.

And, while folding clothes and hanging shirts, WW overheard another customer's concern on Immigration and English Only.

So, WW, being a total jerk-off, tells them a joke that he passes off as real.

WW told the laundromat lady and her grandmother friend that he found himself in an elevator with a Chinese couple and an Hispanic male.

Both laundromat ladies expressed their idea at the fear WW must have felt at being in an elevator of diversity. And WW is black and very diverse from his laundromat friends.

And, while the couple from Asia talked in their language, when the Hispanic male reached his floor and, just before exiting the elevator, says, “You are in the USA, please speak Spanish!”

Same joke from a different point of view...

The lone African male in the elevator says, “you are in the USA, please speak Ubuntu!"

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

This is a repost, in case people forget cuz the media isn't reporting it...


The Most Important News You’ll Never Hear About...

Unless you Google: emergency powers george bush

Weird Wally heard of Mr. Bush’s actions a few days ago but, did not have enough information to come up with a good Google search term.

Although he’d gotten a few good hints over time, there was nothing solid. But when WW decided to put those hints into words, he came up with: emergency powers george bush.

And ,the following links are only a few among many.

President Bush, without so much as issuing a press statement, on May 9 signed a directive that granted near dictatorial powers to the office of the president in the event of a national emergency declared by the president.

The "National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive," with the dual designation of NSPD-51, as a National Security Presidential Directive, and HSPD-20, as a Homeland Security Presidential Directive, establishes under the office of president a new National Continuity Coordinator.

That job, as the document describes, is to make plans for "National Essential Functions" of all federal, state, local, territorial, and tribal governments, as well as private sector organizations to continue functioning under the president's directives in the event of a national emergency.

The directive loosely defines "catastrophic emergency" as "any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government functions."

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WW wants to suggest to those of you who are ok with oppression because, you have nothing to hide, consider the possibility that you also have everything to loose.

Here it is, direct from the horses mouth at whitehouse.gov

Now tell me again about how we might fix things after the 2008 Elections, assuming that they actually happen?

Trust me,
Weird Wally

Scooter Libby

Praise the Lord


And Blessed be

An American asshole gets to walk free.

And our democracy is working...

Not!


Monday, July 02, 2007


Scooter Libby Walks from Prison...


What does he know that the rest of us don't, yet we would like to?

It ain't over yet and we don't even know the name of the fat lady or dude, that will finally sing.

Stay tuned to your alternative news sites...

Trust me,
Weird Wally

Weird Wally’s Phone Bill - Back In the Day!


When Weird Wally was an undergraduate student at the University of Minnesota, during the late 60s and early 70s, there were times when he couldn’t afford to pay his phone bill. So, WW would call a friend, who was also late in payments, and they would discuss an amazing fantasy dope deal.

It worked out really well. Since law enforcement thought they were getting information on drugs from WW, it was in their best interests to make sure that WW didn’t suffer a telephone disconnection.

That was then and, if nothing else, the government needed a little bit of reality to keep from fucking with people. But the simple days of government having to prove its shit are gone.

Now, the government simply comes up with a new label, and it takes years to see through their bullshit.

Meanwhile, we all go crazy, the damage is done and truth has nothing to do with anything that is currently real.

Here is why WW would not have any fun pushing back, with humor, anymore.

Everything is serious and the government is coming up with too many definitions of what everyone should think.

Only problem is, WW does think that government might easily come up with a word or phrase to make him disappear and no questions asked.

After all, that does seem to be the way life and death works these days.

But, WW is also willing to bet that Muslims too, have a sense of humor, but us westerners are too arrogant to understand it and laugh at ourselves.

And WW cannot help but wonder if the Muslims are not so much laughing with us, as laughing at us.

Trust me,
Weird Wally