Monday, July 02, 2007

Weird Wally’s Phone Bill - Back In the Day!

When Weird Wally was an undergraduate student at the University of Minnesota, during the late 60s and early 70s, there were times when he couldn’t afford to pay his phone bill. So, WW would call a friend, who was also late in payments, and they would discuss an amazing fantasy dope deal.

It worked out really well. Since law enforcement thought they were getting information on drugs from WW, it was in their best interests to make sure that WW didn’t suffer a telephone disconnection.

That was then and, if nothing else, the government needed a little bit of reality to keep from fucking with people. But the simple days of government having to prove its shit are gone.

Now, the government simply comes up with a new label, and it takes years to see through their bullshit.

Meanwhile, we all go crazy, the damage is done and truth has nothing to do with anything that is currently real.

Here is why WW would not have any fun pushing back, with humor, anymore.

Everything is serious and the government is coming up with too many definitions of what everyone should think.

Only problem is, WW does think that government might easily come up with a word or phrase to make him disappear and no questions asked.

After all, that does seem to be the way life and death works these days.

But, WW is also willing to bet that Muslims too, have a sense of humor, but us westerners are too arrogant to understand it and laugh at ourselves.

And WW cannot help but wonder if the Muslims are not so much laughing with us, as laughing at us.

Trust me,
Weird Wally

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