Is this Legal???

Weird Wally (WW), who has a big mouth and, is in his sixties, has just received his “Draft Notice” from Blackwater - USA.

He has been drafted by Blackwater - USA and ordered to Iraq.


Although WW produced a birth certificate and other forms of valid identification proving he was too old to be drafted, the Blackwater District Draft Board decided to refer the matter to a higher authority.

Meanwhile, WW was informed that the Department of Justice was looking into the matter.

And until a decision was reached by the Department of Justice, he should follow Blackwater-USA orders and report to Iraq at his own expense.

Please Stay Tuned,
Weird Wally